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Boy meets girl, and girl meets guy
Come out of the closet and sip up your fly.

Making out and messing around,
Hide him under your bed not  making a sound.

Hug him a lot and grab his cute butt,
He値l beat up anyone who calls u a slut.

Grab his arm like u had a scare,
Tease him as much as he could possibly bear.

Bite his lip and run ur hands through his hair,
Make sure that ur parents are definitely  not there.

Rub ur hand up and down his leg,
Get him so excited he値l practically beg.

Ask him Questions to ruffle his feathers,
Tell him he痴 lucky that you are together.

Tell him he痴 hot and tell him he痴 sexy,
Keep him in line or things could get messy.

All im saying is keep ur man happy.
But kick him in the but when he gets  sappy!
©2004-2010 ~xXchrissyXx
:iconxxchrissyxx:

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how to treat your man!!! lol

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:iconshattered-lives02:
lol, a funny poem. yay chrissy. lol

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:heart:Even heaven would be hell without you:heart:

:headbang: :w00t: Living it up single :w00t: :headbang:

:hug: :glomp: I love my Smucker Fucker :glomp: :hug:

:dance: I adore Pillsbury Doughboy laughs :dance:
:iconxxchrissyxx:
thanks!!!!

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~<3Chrissy~
I wear black because i mourne the fact you are alive...

Im just a notch in your bedpost...
:icondarkwonder:
lmao....this is awesome! =P

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Sticks and stones can break bones but words shatter the soul:sadangel:
I have a guy-hating chainsaw...and I'm not afraid to use it!:chainsaw:
:iconshattered-lives02:
:hug: lol

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:heart:Even heaven would be hell without you:heart:

:headbang: :w00t: Living it up single :w00t: :headbang:

:hug: :glomp: I love my Smucker Fucker :glomp: :hug:

:dance: I adore Pillsbury Doughboy laughs :dance:
:iconxxchrissyxx:
i knnow im a hilarious being!!!

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~<3Chrissy~
I wear black because i mourne the fact you are alive...

Im just a notch in your bedpost...
:iconxxchrissyxx:
thanks im glad, i liked it too thats why i wrote it i guess, did u know that typewriter is the longest word you can make on ur keyboard using only one row of keys!!!

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~<3Chrissy~
I wear black because i mourne the fact you are alive...

Im just a notch in your bedpost...
:iconshattered-lives02:
lol, yes you are chrissy, yes you are

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:heart:Even heaven would be hell without you:heart:

:headbang: :w00t: Living it up single :w00t: :headbang:

:hug: :glomp: I love my Smucker Fucker :glomp: :hug:

:dance: I adore Pillsbury Doughboy laughs :dance:
:iconxxchrissyxx:
i know!

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~<3Chrissy~
I wear black because i mourne the fact you are alive...

Im just a notch in your bedpost...
:iconshattered-lives02:
that poem..some parts remind me of this one girl...

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:heart:Even heaven would be hell without you:heart:

:headbang: :w00t: Living it up single :w00t: :headbang:

:hug: :glomp: I love my Smucker Fucker :glomp: :hug:

:dance: I adore Pillsbury Doughboy laughs :dance:
:iconxxchrissyxx:
what gurl??? tell me please!!!!

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~<3Chrissy~
I wear black because i mourne the fact you are alive...

Im just a notch in your bedpost...

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